我天！这个女主逗死我了，都这种时候了，她还要冲电话比个中指【doge】

我要笑死了，姐夫我们一起唱歌跳舞。

深度搅合！！！！！！！四字豪车！！！！！必须给你竖大拇指！

你好，我是一个阴魂不散的催更者，常年游离于各大评论区之间，并且说出了催更的四种语言，以及不更新就剁手，或者是不更新把你眼珠子抠出来吃掉，等等诸如此类的豪言壮语，你听我一席话，像你这样一章2000字的多更点，不然你最后的结局不是被我吃掉，就是被我吃掉，懂了吗？最好快更快更再快点。 Can you write? If you can write, write more. You wrote me to see. Do you understand? I like your writing very much, all right! Look, you've been putting it off for a few days. What's the date today? Today is the 21st. You updated it on the 15th. What are you doing during this period? Update it. Is it that hard? Update it quickly! Update it quickly! Update it quickly! 重要的事情说三遍。